Comedian and talk show host Jimmy Kimmel had Donald Trump as a special guest on his show on Wednesday. Trump was asked by Kimmel, “How many books have you written?” Trump responded, “About 12.” Kimmel told Trump that he has, “ghost-written a book that I put your name on.”
Kimmel then presented Trump with a new children’s book — spoofing Dr. Seuss — in which Trump was the main character.
It’s title is "Winners Aren’t Losers" and the book reads:
“Winners aren’t losers they’re winners like me . . .
A loser’s a loser which one will you be . . .
Winners do deals and winners get rich . . .
While sad little losers just sit there and b__ch . . .
The dog is a loser and frankly I pity it . . .
The dog did bad deals this dog is an idiot . . .
And poor Mr. Bear he must feel like a loser . . .
Valet-ing that old 2006 PT Cruiser . . .
This lobster’s a loser throw him in the pot . . .
I'd just like a lobster who doesn’t get caught . . .
Those losers are failures who get nothing done . . .
Just do what I do and you’ll be number one . . .
Now here are some frogs that I don't like at all . . .
We must kick out these frogs and then build us a wall . . .
Oh the places you’ll go on your yacht or your plane . . .
With your suits from Milan and your wives from Ukraine . . .
Oh the buildings you’ll build oh the wealth you’ll amass . . .
With the people around you all kissing your a_s . . .
There are two kinds of people which one will you be . . .Of course the scenarios in each page of the book were poking fun at Trump’s proposed policies, but
A loser like them or a winner like me . . .”
Trump took it in stride and with a smile on his face.
Evidently, Trump loved the book so much that he took a selfie with his granddaughter and himself reading the book together. The photo was recently posted on Trump’s facebook and Instagram pages, both all smiles.
The caption of the photo reads, “Thank you @jimmykimmel for the great book. Grandpa @realdonaldtrump is making good use of it. A little reading with Chloe Sophia."
The Facebook page photo got nearly eight thousand comments, mostly in support of Trump and the sense of humor he has in poking fun of himself.
How did the media take the photo and Donald Trump's appearance on the Kimmel Show - they demonstrated their envy and went nuts.
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