Ever vigilant USDA tried to help you

From the files of Michael Shannon at Newsmax.com and The Whole Shebang (mostly)

While you were giving gluttony a bad name on Thanksgiving Day, six federal employees were be sitting by the phone like the Maytag man, hoping it would ring so the United States Dept. of Agriculture can spring into action and aid “people who need help preparing their Thanksgiving dinner.”

And on line #2 the National Institute of Health was ready to help Americans digest their dinner.

Copyright — and a reluctance to step on my own jokes — prevents me from writing any more about this stirring saga that includes the Turkey Talk-line.

However, you can get all the facts, outrage and laughs at my Newsmax.com column.

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